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Family Matters and Future Tense - Sonic the Hedgehog #215 & #216

So here just a quick run down of a few events that’ll become more relevant as time goes on. 

“Family Matters Part 1″ StH #215

Rotor’s herd is brainwashed again and he comes out of retirement to save them. It’s the first time we see the ‘Iron Rotor’ suit. 

Nicole builds a exoskeleton suit for Rotor to fight in, allowing a work around his injured back. Make note; it will appear again. 

“Future Tense Part 1″ StH #215

Meanwhile, Silver is still hunting for the traitor in the far future. He hits upon the idea that it might be Rotor while researching in an old library. But the big take away is that Silver’s future is indeed connected to Mobius XX years later as we see images of the Future Freedom Fighters everywhere.  

Did they have a hand in fighting whatever destroyed Mobius? Was it even after their time? What did Lara-Su do to earn a statue of herself? Like, not even Sonic or Knuckles have one of those lying around in any of the futures we’ve seen so far.  If the apocalypse is post Mobius XX Years Later than why bother going all the way back to Sonic’s time fighting Eggman? What would the traitor have to do set those events in motion decades after their initial betrayal? Especially since things seemed to be fine and dandy, all thing considered, when we last saw the Future FFs. 

Look, I know we never got to see The Traitor arc play out like Fylnn wanted. and we’ll never see the answers to a lot of those questions; but like there’s a real disconnect between the Years Later series and what eventually happened in the main story. So much so that I’m struggling to see how they were ever meant to fit together. 

Also the library here is important. Remember it. 

“Family Matters Part 2″ StH #216 

Anyways long story short, Silver comes around to Rotor and helps him free his herd. Also Sonic and the Arctic FFs are there for some reason. They don’t really do anything useful. They’re only there because Sega demands Sonic’s presence.

However the part we’ll be focusing on is at the end of the story when we get a prologue for the next arc we’ll be covering in the retrospective.

(I really like Bunnie and Twan’s outfits here.)

  “Future Tense Part 2″ StH #216

And to finish everything off we get an epilogue with Silver where we meet the guardian Edmund. 

He says he’s over a hundred years old giving us a hit of a time frame. But as I hate the idea that the Guardians are near immortal with every fiber of my being, I’m going to choose to believe that he’s exaggerating.   

Also the Ark from Sonic Adventure 2 is here. I guess that was meant to tie together with the traitor arc somehow. 

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And then we see that Silver has another teacher and it’s…..

DUN, DUN, DUUUNNN!!!

Not that this plot point will amount to anything… because Fuck Penders! 

Anyways be sure to tune in next time when we start in on a Bunnie centric arc. Whoo Hoo! 

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A “NSFW” Valentine’s Day Special 

First off, I apologize for this being way later than I originally promised. A lot of personal stuff went down, then it was the holidays, and then the Tumblr purge happened and I wanted to see what it would do, and though I think I‘ve found a work around, I wanted to wait till V-day to post since I thought it’d be a nice way to celebrate. 

So what is this Valentine’s special? Well, below the “keep reading” I’ll be discussing potential head-cannons for how Bunnie’s robotics work, how they may effect her physical relationship with Antione, and possible fun bedroom head cannons that I and other contributors have come up with. Mainly concerning the pre-reboot continuity. 

(Sadly though, there will be no visuals as I’m staying on the safe side with Tumblr.) 

Theory #1 - Bunnie is fully robotic from the waist down. 

How does it work: It’s simple enough. All of Bunnie’s organic parts have been replaced by robotics. Not just her limbs but her interior organs as well, meaning instead of a digestive system she has wires and gears, ect. Which means no vagina to speak of. 

Evidence for:  This is a pretty popular fan theory as it’s the most tragic. It means she can no longer enjoy and take part in things she once did as a fully organic being. Hence an added intensive for her desire to be normal besides just feeling “different” or unattractive. And after all, why would Robotic need robots who could eat or reproduce? Wouldn’t robotization get rid of those features? 

Evidence against: There’s actually a lot of evidence against this particular theory. For starters Bunnie has been seen eating and drinking on panel, something she wouldn’t do if she no longer had a working digestive system. Second, how would she even live with out a working digestive system? Also Robotnic didn’t invent robotization, so it’s possible that’s simply not how it works. Third there’s several times where she’s drawn with an organic tail, hinting that she’s not 100% robotic from the waist down. (thought you could site that as an artist error, but it comes up a lot through out the series by lots of different artists, so…) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Last but not least, Ian Flynn has stated in questionnaires online, I believe it’s on Bumbleking forums, that Bunnies robotics, to quote, “function just like organic parts would”. That’s not a definitive statement off how much her body is robotized but it does shoot this theory in the water. 

How does it effect her relationship: Well if she doesn’t have a vagina or a bum than she can’t have penetrative sex. She can however pleasure Antoine in other ways so there’s still grounds for a physical relationship, even if she can’t get off herself. 

Sexy head-cannons: Regardless of how her robotics work, I would think Bunnie would still be into oral. Given how insecure she is of her robotics, giving oral would take the focus off of herself allowing her to be less self conscious. Plus she just enjoys the funny faces Antoine makes when she’s pleasuring him. 

Theory #2 - Bunnie is fully robotic from the waist down, but her robotics function the same as her flesh and blood organs and limbs would.  

How does it work: Basically she has a digestive system and a vagina but they’re all fully metal and cybernetic. 

Evidence for: Flynn’s comments on how Bunnie’s robotics work would be well reflected here. Also given that Uncle Chuck originally invented the robotizer as a medical treatment it makes sense that your vital organs would still be intact and working even if they were metal. 

Evidence against: If Robians have working organs than why is it repeatedly shown that they don’t need food, or sleep, or other basic bodily functions? Plus you can still she her fully organic tail is some panels. 

How does it effect her relationship: Well even with a metal vagina, penetrative sex  would be theatrically possible, but it’s questionable how much pleasure she would get from it as she wouldn’t be able to feel things the same way as if she was organic. Also how safe it would be for Antione is questionable as well. Plus it’d either be really really cold or really really hot down there at any given time. 

Sexy head-cannons: On the occasions where I’ve seen Bunnie and Antoine’s sex life discussed online the subject of toys tends to come up. For insistent I’ve had one follower suggest that Antoine might be into pegging, which would most likely involve a dildo of some sort. As for this particular headcannon, if Bunnie truly is fully metal down there, then she might enjoy strong vibrators as they could give her some sensation down there. Even if it’s not quite the same as being titillated. (And even if she is organic then, hey vibrators are always fun)   

Theory #3 - Bunnie is partly robotic through out her whole body

How does it work: So rather than being fully metal from the waist down, or fully organic from the legs up (minus her arm), Bunnie would have some cybernetics integrated into her mostly flesh body. Like she’d have a working vagina but you could see glowing wires and pieces of metal from where the robotization process started but then was stopped half way through. 

Evidence for: Well the robotization process was stopped before it could be completed. Also it makes sense that there would be parts of her body that we can’t see that would be robotic as well. Like a robotic spine to support her limbs, a computer chip attached to her nervous system to control said limbs, and/or various wires and cybernetic components that could convert her “life force” as it’s called into a usable energy for her limbs, ect. ect.  

Evidence against: Theoretically, if there’s various bits and pieces of robotics through out her body instead of just her limbs then there should be more visible parts than just her limbs as well. 

How does it effect her relationship: Lots and lots of lube. Also you’d have to probably take things really really slow. 

Sexy head-cannons:Not really related to this particular theory, but an interesting discussion that I’ve had with Sonic fans nonetheless. Just how much of real life animal behavior and anatomy actually effect Mobians? Particularly in the bedroom, in this instance. Do they like doing it doggy style? Does Antoine prefer to give oral before going down on her? Does Bunnie have a tendency to jump in the air randomly? Does Antoine have a bulbus gland? Does Bunnie have two uteri? Like things can get pretty wired and kinky the further down the proverbial rabbit hole you go. (Bad pun, I know) I personally tend to see their actions and anatomy as more human like but you could cherry pick traits to come up with some interesting scenarios to say the least. 

Theory #4 - Only Bunnie’s limbs are robotic

How does it work: Perhaps the simplest solution to the conundrum. Bunnie’s fully organic save for her legs and left arm. The metal part we see around her lower torso is just a harness to hold her limbs limbs in place.  

Evidence for: As I said it’s the simplest answer. It explains how most of her internal bodily functions work; same as everyone else’s. It also, explains why her organic looking tail often sticks out. 

Evidence against: It doesn’t fully explain how her limbs feed off her “life force” or some of the other health problems she’s had with her cybernetics. It’s seems almost too easy an answer, and honestly a little thematically underwhelming given how much her struggle with being being bionic is built up through out the comic’s run. 

How does it effect her relationship: Well there’s nothing stopping her and Antoine from doing all of the dirty stuff they want to, but it might be a little awkward working around the harness. Either it’d have to be completely removed, along with her legs, or there a flap that opens up and you’d have to maneuver around that. 

Sexy head-cannons: Once again, not really related to the theory at hand but interesting discussion to be had anyways. A follower once asked me who would be more dominant in the bedroom. I personally see it as a more give and take situation that can go either way. Bunnie probably started off more assertive in the early days of there sexual relationship but Antoine probably built up more confidence as time wore on. They probably take turns initiating encounters and with alternate being on top and bottom.   

So that’s it. I didn’t get into the reboot stuff as it’s made much clearer how her robotics work there. Also this stuff will become more relevant once we reach certain pre-reboot stories. 

If you have any theories or sexy head-cannons of your own you want to share, or want to discuss further the ones mentioned here feel free to share. 

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“The Finale” Trouble in Paradise IV - Sonic Universe #20

So first off sorry about this being late. I know I made some promises regarding posting dates for this series but some real life stuff got in the way that had to be taken care of first. Most notably my nephew was in the hospital for a few days last week. He’s out now and doing better but I had to re-juggle my work schedule and babysit his siblings.  

But enough excuses, here’s the finale part for the best arc ever. 

If you remember where we left off last time Tails, Bunnie, and Antoine were fighting a giant mech. 

We get some action scenes and a few quips but soon Tails takes charges and gives our heroes a plan. 

I joked last time about Tails taking center stage because he’s the Sega owned game character, and from a meta stand point that is true, but from a story perspective it works as a character beat in his development. Tails whole deal through out the comics has been his need to be recognized as an equal by his peers. He’s been slowly gaining more responsibilities and trust from his fellow freedom fighters but this is the first time they’ve readily coincided leadership to him.  

And keep in mind both Bunnie and Ant are experienced soldiers. The earlier half of the comic served to remind us that they are special operatives that out class the regular goons. Capable of making plans and thinking on their feet. Antoine himself has lead field missions before and is commander of the royal guard.   

Them following Tails isn’t the secondary comic relief characters playing second fiddle to the main protagonist. This is two highly intelligent and able bodied heroes acknowledging that their friend is more adept at navigating this particular challenge.This is them placing trust in their friend and his skills. 

The plan is fairly simple though. Tails dismantles the mech using his tech knowledge while Bunnie and Ant sabotage the base. 

It goes off without a hitch, Tails confronts his rival Speedy, and they all make their escape. 

However this exchange is very nice to see cause even though they trust Tails he’s still the youngest and the least experienced (next to Amy) of the group, and while he’s a tech expert he’s still not a field leader, yet. One could argue that this whole arc was a rite of passage for him even more so than they Tails miniseries. 

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We have some verbal approve for Tails just to confirm the above points that a I made. And after some foreshadowing for some feature arcs we close out on some more cuteness. 

Thus concludes the best Buntwan arc ever. Sure it’s not as important in the grand scheme of things as say Endgame or Union. It doesn’t add anything in terms of character development nor furthers their personal stories. It’s just a really well constructed story. Well paced, even focused, fun dialogue and character interactions, ect. There’s really nothing wrong with it. Nothing to nitpick. Nothing to annoy. It’s cute sweet and simple story with characters we know and love and that’s all it needs to be. 

Though the question does remain; did Bunnie and Ant ever get their sexy alone time? Cause their tent kind of burned down and I think that’s just a one room cabin they’re sharing with Tails. Kind of puts a damper on the whole honeymoon thing. :P 

Oh well I guess that’s another question we’ll have to answer on the next special NSFW addition of the  Antoine and Bunnie Retrospective! 

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“Trouble in Paradise” Trouble in Paradise III - Sonic Universe #19

Best. Cover. Ever. 

So we pick up right where we left off….

Antoine swan diving off a cliff, scaring the wits out of his wife, all for the sake of making a grand theatrical spectacle. 

Fortunately the comic spares both us and Bunnie the unnecessary agony of a forced “cliff-hanger”. (forgive the pun) 

Unfortunately even her brief freak out is enough to get Speedy suspicious of her. 

So how did Antoine survive? Well remember Tails was out in his sub trying to rescue them last issue…

What follows is several pages of just Tails and Antoine interacting and it’s glorious. Simply too fun to cut, so enjoy.

Now this is the type of interaction I hoping for back in issue 210. Sadly in that issue we were over swamped with exposition; here though we have just enough to keep the plot going while the rest of the page space lets the characters breathe. 

Antoine functions as the big brother of the Freedom Fighters. Sometimes annoying and a little bit prone to lecturing because he’s the oldest, but mostly he’s looking out for everybody, handing out snippets of wisdom from his experience, and being genuinely proud of his friends accomplishments. While also good naturedly teasing them from time to time.  

And this is really important to the book to show off his relationships with other characters besides just his wife and Sonic. It fleshes out the world, makes the characters feel more alive, and gives certain future issues more emotional impact. 

In fact I’m kind of sad that Ant didn’t get any alone time neither Sally, Nicole, nor Rotor before the events of 234. 

Meanwhile Speedy is onto our fav rabbit and teams up with some mad scientist or other. 

Now back to our regularly scheduled cuteness. 

Ya know maybe Bunnie wasn’t too far off the mark when describing Tails as a ‘psychotic weapons expert child soldier’ last issue. Cause he’s awfully excited about blowing stuff up. ;) 

Bunnie looks really pretty here. I think the ponytail suits her. At least when it’s drawn right. 

Ya know nothing is better then seeing someone you care about get excited over their interests. Antoine squeeing over a sword is the best thing in this entire arc and that’s really saying something given how outstanding this story is. 

So outstanding that I’m now just posting practically the whole comic with running commentary because A. It’s good stuff and B. I’m tired and it’s my review series so I’ll be as lazy as I want to be, kay.  

Pfff…Ant’s still POed about getting cocked-blocked. Way to keep you’re priorities straight my little revengeful ball of fluff.  

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What follows is an action sequence. It’s fun so I’m going to post it, I don’t know if there’s anything really you could to add to it. 

Things to say… things to say… oh..uh

• Tails takes charge of everything because he’s the Sega game char– er, I mean cause he’s the one with plan. riiight. that it. 
• Yardly’s work is wonderful to behold as always
• Dr. Foo is a hoot (pun intended) 
• Bunnie, baby, you really need to learn not to overexert yourself. You’re starting to give your hubby heart attacks. 
• Also finally more evidence that Ant is secretly a fuzzy murder machine that must be saved from himself. 

And we end everything on cliff hanger. So be sure to tune in next week for the collusion of the arc and the week after that will be the special NSFW review. 

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“The Honeymoon’s Over” Trouble in Paradise II - Sonic Universe #18

So if you remember from last week’s review Bunnie and Antoine were captured by the bad guys. Of course they don’t remain so for long though. 

I know it was just a ruse to steal the key card, but I’m still adding this my “Antoine is a revengeful ball of rage” evidence pile. 

Turns out said bad guys believe Bunnie to be a legionnaire due to her robotics. She uses this to her advantage to glean information out of them and buy Antoine sometime. 

We also get the down-low of just who these guys are and their place in the world of Archie Sonic. 

In real life they’re just the bad guys from Tails Adventure but in the archie comics there’s a little more to them. Not much, but a little. 

However the real entertaining thing about this scene is watching Bunnie get to play the villain and use her smarts rather than her fists for once.  

I often call this era in the comics (post 200 till the reboot) Bunnie’s era because she really comes into her own here. With all of Antoine’s character development wrapped up and out of the way, along with all the relationship drama put to rest, Flynn introduces a lot of new stuff for her to grapple with. Putting new spins on her age old conflict with self acceptance and giving her new scenarios to play around with. Her conflict with the Iron Queen being the kick off for that and a whole lot more to come down the road. 

Also her description of Tails isn’t entirely inaccurate. I think part of what makes her scheming so fun is how she infuses the truth into her lies. She even tells them straight out that she’s married to Antoine rather then having to cover it up later. 

And speaking of Antoine, while Bunnie is the VIP here he’s not left out of the fun entirely. 

Antoine may be a more static character now but that doesn’t make him any less entertaining. Also that call back to SatAM was both hilarious and confirmed many a head-cannon about Antoine’s cooking skills. Bless you Flynn.  

Sorry if it feels like I’m just posting the comic whole sale with running commentary rather then reviews but it’s all just too good to cut and frankly the quality of the work speaks for itself I think. 

P.S. kudos to the villains for giving Ant the respect he deserves. 

Because you’re a beautiful disaster, baby. That’s why we love you. 

You’re also an over dramatic little shit who scares the bejeezus out your wife. 

If this was any other story I might complain about the writer creating false tension for a cheap drama, buuuuut as we’ve known both these characters for so long we can spot Antoine’s over acting a mile away which turns a potentially aggravating scene into something really fun. 

But I still feel sorry for Bunnie here, she looks genuinely scared. 

Meanwhile, as all this juicy drama unfolds, Tails is off doing his own thing. Fighting the Armada and trying to rescue them.  

Not super important during this issue but will come into play later. 

Thus concludes this week’s review. Be sure to turn in next week to see how Antoine survives throwing himself off cliff like the drama queen he is.

Also frenidly reminder the NSFW episode comes out in three weeks if you want to contribute.